Lies They Tell You at School

(Friday, May 7th, 2010. 10:40 PM)

Okay, first post.
First of all, I just wanna say, no one will probably ever read this...
So I'll more than likely put a lot of things here I wouldn't normally say out loud.
Oooh! Stay tuned. LOL

So, I'm sure if you're reading this, whoever you are... You've probably read the novel "Speak" by Laurie Halse Anderson, right? Good book, you should really go read it if you haven't already. So Melinda, the main character, makes a list of lies they tell you in school. I decided to do the same. Here goes nothing:

1) "You shouldn't worry; everything will be fine." WRONG.
2) "School is fun." Yea, okay. Whatever.
3) "The school cafeteria food tastes fine." Okay, the food isn't REALLY that bad.
4) "Teachers care." So, there are some that care, but watch out for those rude ones, they hate you, and your little dog too (LOL, get it? Wizard of Oz?). Oh, and don't be late if you're going to run in to them. Not fun, Mr. I, NOT FUN... Rude.

ADVICE: Telling your teachers to "Eff off" under your breath doesn't work ...THEY HEAR EVERYTHING.

There are probably a lot more lies they tell you at school, but I can't think of any right now. If i think of anymore I'll post em!

-V